Mine Own Unquestionable Affection

Yet You Declare These Men Acquaintances

Performing Solely For The Serving-Wenches

The Ladies Are Constantly Aware

Then Thou Hath Reached A New Social Plateau

Nix Quantity Of Excrement

Announcing "Alas! Requiring To Abdicate"

For I Abide In The Wake Of Septenary Boundaries

For What, Pray Tell? Performing Your Task?

But I Be Not Forsaken In Said Endeavor

Botheration, My Initial Utterance was In Fact A Fantasy...

Thou May have Many Wenches But I hath Overmany To Thee

Breasts Or Leave This Establishment

Perchange Owing To Mine Faggotry

Fornicate Thine Chesterfield

Bringeth A New Contraption

My Lord Canine

But It Would Require Monetary Compensation